Today's bizarre video comes from the good folks at EverythingIsTerrible. It's a self-help dating VHS from the '80s which provides some really helpful hints for finding the right guy...like speaking in a whisper so he'll lean in closer. Or maybe carrying around a "small stuffed animal" as, you know, a conversation starter. Oooookaaay--maybe if you're 12.
My favorite bit here, though, is the staged meeting on a park bench. It reminded me of those terrible but intensely watchable acting competition scenes from the old "Star Search" which, 4 out of 5 times, took place on a park bench and always ended up with the two actors kissing. Now I know Rosie O'Donnell got her big break on "Star Search" but did any of those actors ever break out? Or maybe they just got cast in dating videos like this one.